[identity profile] pitza.livejournal.com
Title: Elementary Chemistry - Invisible
Fandom: CSI
Rating: PG
Pairing: Nick/Greg
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. CSI belongs to CBS, and other copyright holders.
Summary: Foreplay to the tune of Lab Rat.

Notes/Warning: Crack!Fic, meaning you need to be high/inebriated/drunk/far-from-sober to be able to survive this. Crossposted like mad to [livejournal.com profile] csi_slash. Fake cut links to my LJ.

( back to basics... )
[identity profile] pitza.livejournal.com
Title: The Wiser Policy (prologue/3)
Rating: R.
Summary: An alternate history. Greg doesn't really want to go to Vegas. But going to Vegas will be the start of something quite beautiful. Kinda sorta.
Disclaimer: Heh. Ain't mine. Wishes, though.

( Off to see the wizard... again. )
[identity profile] pitza.livejournal.com
Title: As it Became Dusk (Prologue/?)
Pairing: Greg/Nick
Rating: R/NC-17? (for disturbing themes)
Summary: There are two of them on this journey. It might be easier if they're actually living in the same State.
Warnings/Dislaimers/Spoilers: Futurefic. Warning for themes of disability, accidents, and violence.

( It's going to be hard, but no one's told him how hard )
[identity profile] pitza.livejournal.com
Title: The Gay Glancing of the Equipage
Pairing: Nick/Greg (CSI)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Office equipments are not toys. When will they learn? Written for the 'toy' challenge at [livejournal.com profile] ngchallenge
Warnings/Dislaimers/Spoilers: Silly!fic.

( They hope Grissom never finds out why they always run out of fingerprint brushes... )

x-posted.

roadtrip!

Sep. 8th, 2005 12:48 am
[identity profile] pitza.livejournal.com
Title: I Have Ate Grass
Rating: R.
Summary: An alternate history. Between seminars and roadtrips and puking, there's a friendship blossoming. It's cliche time, people.
Notes: For the 'Sick' challenge over at [livejournal.com profile] ngchallenge.

( off to see the wizard... )
[identity profile] pitza.livejournal.com
Title: Dwell on Desolate Land
Pairing: Nick/Greg (CSI)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: What comes after.
Warnings/Dislaimers/Spoilers: Mentions of non-canon character death and not-so-nice roughhousing.

Note: No sweet smut, but if it is weird, nonsensical angst... uh... *cringe*. Don't kill the messenger. Please?


(They ride in silence...)



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[identity profile] pitza.livejournal.com
Title: A Case of Sniffles
Rating: NC-17 for added smut
Warnings/Spoilers: Might not be comprehensible.
Summary: "You hate me or something?" Greg asks.

Notes: Written under the influence... literally. And it's not every time I get to write this in a hospital ward and trying to hide this from the nurses, which accounts for the 'sniffles' theme, and the morbidity of it all. So it might not make sense, and you might just want to skip this. Apologies for the typos an' all. But if you're brave enough to indulge me... *g* make my day!



Sometimes Greg wonders... )
[identity profile] pitza.livejournal.com
Title: Conflict of Interest, pt. 4
Rating: NC-17 (smuttage).
Pairing: Nick/Greg (CSI)
Warnings/Spoilers: Follows part 1, part 2, part 3. Futurefic.
Summary: In which Greg's relative comes to visit, is more trouble than she is, and the boys don't know where to put themselves.

Note: Submitted for the [livejournal.com profile] ngchallenge 'Domestic Challenge'. The bosslady is down with flu, so... when the bosslady is away, all her minions will play. I'm sure writing smut is a big no-no on the company policy... but hey.


( Fortify your house from intruders... )
[identity profile] pitza.livejournal.com
Title: Attack of the Rebel Virus
Rating: PG/PG-13 for language?
Summary: David Hodges is ill. What is a lab to do?

Note: Slight craziness to follow when having fun with the characters. Crack!fic-cy almost...


(In sickness and...)



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[identity profile] pitza.livejournal.com
Title: 'The Other End of the Rainbow'
Pairing: Nick/Greg (CSI)
Rating: NC-17 for squicky things.
Summary: Two deaths and one very long night.
Warnings/Dislaimers/Spoilers: Violent proclivities and the Grim Reaper.

Note: I blame Serenity(again) for starting the angst-fest in my house *cringe*. But she promises smut, so... I guess things are going to be okay. Don't click the link if fun and games that you're after. No sweet smut. However, you might just emerge from this wanting to... oh let's just say, I'm thankful for the fact that nobody knows where I live.


(The field is dead...)



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[identity profile] pitza.livejournal.com
Title: In Search of Light
Rating: R/NC-17? (for disturbing themes)
Summary: "That which doesn't kill you, just makes you want to die." - Riding in Cars with Boys
Warnings/Dislaimers/Spoilers: Futurefic. Warning for themes of disability, accidents, and violence. May also contain medical inaccuracies.

Note: My attempt at really physically injuring the boys, and therefore may not sit well with a lot of people.


(He dresses in silence...)



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[identity profile] pitza.livejournal.com
Title: Maybe, baby (4/?)
Rating: PG-13ish?
Warnings/Spoilers: Hmm... Grave Danger inspired angst. Was part of the [livejournal.com profile] ngchallenge's Clothing Challenge.Part 1 & 2 and Part 3. Guided By Voice provides the soundtrack to this fic: "Hold on Hope".
Summary: The first step into the unknown.


(First, one needs to wake up...)



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[identity profile] pitza.livejournal.com
Title: Conflict of Interest, pt. 3
Rating: NC-17 (smuttage).
Warnings/Spoilers: Follows part 1 and part 2. Futurefic.
Summary: In which Greg's relative comes to visit. Nick and Greg finds themselves in a pickle.

Note: Sleep does wonders to the brain, giving nice dreams about the boys, for example.I'm submitting this as part of the masturbation challenge at [livejournal.com profile] ngchallenge for a tinny bit of it. I don't know whether it qualifies as one, but it sure is fun writing it.



(Three is a crowd)
[identity profile] pitza.livejournal.com
Title: "Desperate Much?" The Sequel
Rating: R (or is it NC17?)
Warnings/Spoilers: Follows Part 1 of what is growing into a How-bad-can-a-crime-scene-be!fic. It doesn't make sense. But, it's not supposed to.
Summary: It's Nick's birthday and he can't wait to go home and unwrap the present. But first, they've got a crime scene to process.

Note: Blame it on the bunnies. They mistook crack for carrots.


( two 'hmm's don't make one right... )
[identity profile] pitza.livejournal.com
Title: "Desperate Much?"
Rating: R (or NC-17?)
Warnings/Spoilers: Not so much crack!fic as what-the-hyell?fic
Summary: Greg is desperate to go home. But someone is even more desperate. For [livejournal.com profile] ngchallenge 'masturbation challenge'

Note: Apparently, the longer wakefulness reigns, the weirder the fics get. Bring on the rotten tomatoes, I say.

( hmmmmm.... )
[identity profile] pitza.livejournal.com
Title: Conflict of Interest, pt. 2
Rating: NC-17 (smuttage).
Warnings/Spoilers: Follows part 1. Futurefic.
Summary: In which Nick and Greg find out that they're too old for some of the more 'challenging' positions in the Book.

Note: It's official. I've been awake for 48 hours. What's an insomniac to do when there's nothing on TV and white noise for company? My brain is on overdrive, so this might not make sense. But it's porn. It doesn't have to make sense, right?



(From zero, to hero...)
[identity profile] pitza.livejournal.com
Title: Conflict of Interest
Rating: R/NC-17 (pre-porn).
Warnings/Spoilers: Nope. Pre-porn. As in 'the-calm-before-the-porn'. Futurefic.
Summary: Opposites attract. Years and years later, the boys find themselves knee-deep in paperwork; an imminent promotion for Greg and Nick's delegated to coffee duty.


(Nick finds Greg curled at the end of the couch...)
[identity profile] pitza.livejournal.com
Title: Maybe, baby (3/?)
Rating: PG-13ish?
Warnings/Spoilers: Hmm... Grave Danger inspired angst. Was part of the [livejournal.com profile] ngchallenge's Clothing Challenge. Previous two chapters can be found here.
Summary: Nick weighs his options and goes on a trip down memory lane.

Note: This continues the angsty theme, of which the blame I lay fully on the doorsteps of [livejournal.com profile] quettaser and [livejournal.com profile] serenity151979, since they started it first. Faithless shares the blame too, for providing the soundtrack to this fic: "One Step Too Far" (Faithless feat. Dido)


(Greg tries.He really does...)



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[identity profile] pitza.livejournal.com
Title: Charity is the Best Policy, part 3
Challenge: The Clothing Challenge (or for the lack of it)
Rating: NC-17 (porn!)
Summary: At home. Alone.
Warnings/Spoilers: My First Porn (tm). No biggie spoilers. Maybe "Play with Fire", but blink and you'll miss it. Would probably make sense if part 1 & part 2 are read first... but, hey.


(The keys had barely landed in the little bowl...)

Note: So, I bit. The bullet. And extricated myself from my safe, tried and tested PG-13-land and ventured out to try my hand at porn. It won't be nice, and treat this as a secondary disclaimer, that if it doesn't satisfy... you've been duly warned. And now, I shall slither back to fake-innocence-dom once more. Ta!

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[identity profile] pitza.livejournal.com
Title: Charity is the Best Policy
Challenge: The Clothing Challenge from [livejournal.com profile] ngchallenge
Rating: PG-13ish?
Warnings/Spoilers: I don't think so. Follows on (roughly) after Ringtones.
Summary: Greg is cleaning out his closet
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