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nickngregTitle: Flashers and their Wily Ways
Rating:G
Pairing: Greg/Nick
Spoilers: Fannysmackin'
Genre: Fluffy McFluff Fluff
Disclaimer: These characters are not mine but are products of CBS and Anthony Zuiker
Summary: Just a snippet of conversation between the two CSI puppies as they hang up there Christmas decorations.
AN: There's also a little reference to Kennedy's "Don't Fence Me In" (http://www.nickandgreg.com/desert_archive/viewstory.php?sid=1792), a story I follow quite religiously lol. I love that story, it rocks!
Flashers and their Wily Ways
“Here stick this hat on!”
“Greg, no, I don’t…”
“We’re putting up decorations, hats must be worn. It is so written in the big book of unwritten rules.”
“If it’s unwritten then how can it be written?”
“Pah, details do not matter in the way of the unwritten rules!”
“I swear, you’re worse than my nieces and nephews around Christmas time and they have an excuse, the majority of them are under 10!”
“Nothing says ‘old’ like being a scrooge.”
“I’m not a scrooge, I just don’t get as excitable as you do.”
“You should, it’s fun to just enjoy a season.”
“You know a lot of people consider Christmas and Christmas shopping to be a chore.”
“Well they’ve obviously forgotten that it’s not just about the presents then! As nice as it is to see a dirty great big pile of presents (, and I’m expecting huge mister,) it’s also about just, well, having fun!”
“Been reading the Hallmark cards again have we?”
“Oh shut up.”
“I’m sorry, you know I don’t mean it. You know I love you how you are, even if I do seem to be left in a bemused state when you’ve left the room.”
“Ah, my trademark.”
“And then some, I love watching you do it to other people.”
“Well I, hold on, your hats tilted….there you go, as I was saying, they do say such traumatic things appear funnier when they aren’t happening to you.”
“The lights look a little off, how’re you holding them?”
“Higher than you short stuff.”
“You want help or not?”
“Sorry.”
“Thank you.”
“…You are short though.”
“Greg, quiet.”
“I like it, it makes snuggling more fun for me, I get to be the manly one hah!”
“I hardly think either one of us can be considered effeminate Greggo.”
“Sure we can, with my smoking slim body and you’re sensitive understanding and empathy we’re any fangirls dream.”
“Fan girl?”
“Yeah, you know, the ones that have all five seasons of Queer as Folk and can always unfailingly find the subtext in any television programme that they watch between either the two hottest guys or the oldest and most outstanding guy. I think Archie said they were flashers, or something.”
“That’s…different. Archie seems to know rather a lot I feel.”
“That’s what I…oh, there, the lights are even now…Anyway, that’s what I said but Archie said the only reason he knew is because he overheard Mandy and Wendy talking about it. They were talking about some story they’d read.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, something to do with some Texan taking his boyfriend home to his parents for the first time. Can’t remember what he said it was called, all I remember is that the boyfriend bought the Texan dude a horse they’d rescued.”
“Aw, that’s kind of cool.”
“I’m not buying you a horse Nicky.”
“So you say.”
“Funny.”
“So these flashers, what a weird word, they always write about gay guys then?”
“I guess, not that I can blame them. You’d have to ask Mandy about it.”
“I ain’t asking Mandy anything.”
“Aw Nicky, you know she’ll get over the singing thing eventually.”
“And it won’t be soon enough as far as I’m concerned.”
“I think it’s sweet and I’ve got to say I love hearing you croon away.”
“Don’t make me flick your ear again.”
“Oh Mandy, you came and you gave without taking, but IOW! Nicky!”
“Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
“Where’s your Christmas spirit?”
“Airmail.”
“…You hang out with Hodges far too much.”
“What can I say, the man can dance.”
“Singing Stokes and the amazing Dancing David, you could go into showbiOW OW Okay okay, no more flicking!”
“I don’t know why I put up with you.”
“Because I bring light and sunshine into your life?”
“If that’s what you want to call it.”
“Ha ha, so funny, this is me laughing. See this face? This is my laughing hard on the inside face.”
“I know, I know, I missed my calling as a Comedian.”
“…Nick…”
“I tell a killer knock knock joke.”
“Nick…”
“Hmm? Oh, what’s up Greggo?”
“You do know I love you right? And I know I can be over-excitable and everything but…”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there, I was only teasing G. I love you exactly as you are, Hell I had a crush on you from before we got together because of how you are!”
“Really?”
“Hell yeah! You’re my light in an otherwise very dark world and to see that extinguished, even for a minute, would destroy me. Hell, it did after…well, it’s safe to say I wasn’t exactly acting myself after what happened to you.”
“Yeah, yeah no Warrick mentioned what happened.”
“I love you G, even when I’m being a grumpy puss. C’mere.”
“I still love you when you’re being a grumpy puss too.”
“Wiseass.”
“Can we put the tree up next?”
“Sure, but I thought you wanted to do the tinsel first.”
“I’d rather decorate the tree, with you.”
“Sure G, anything you want.”
“I love you Nick.”
“I love you too.”
Fin
Rating:G
Pairing: Greg/Nick
Spoilers: Fannysmackin'
Genre: Fluffy McFluff Fluff
Disclaimer: These characters are not mine but are products of CBS and Anthony Zuiker
Summary: Just a snippet of conversation between the two CSI puppies as they hang up there Christmas decorations.
AN: There's also a little reference to Kennedy's "Don't Fence Me In" (http://www.nickandgreg.com/desert_archive/viewstory.php?sid=1792), a story I follow quite religiously lol. I love that story, it rocks!
Flashers and their Wily Ways
“Here stick this hat on!”
“Greg, no, I don’t…”
“We’re putting up decorations, hats must be worn. It is so written in the big book of unwritten rules.”
“If it’s unwritten then how can it be written?”
“Pah, details do not matter in the way of the unwritten rules!”
“I swear, you’re worse than my nieces and nephews around Christmas time and they have an excuse, the majority of them are under 10!”
“Nothing says ‘old’ like being a scrooge.”
“I’m not a scrooge, I just don’t get as excitable as you do.”
“You should, it’s fun to just enjoy a season.”
“You know a lot of people consider Christmas and Christmas shopping to be a chore.”
“Well they’ve obviously forgotten that it’s not just about the presents then! As nice as it is to see a dirty great big pile of presents (, and I’m expecting huge mister,) it’s also about just, well, having fun!”
“Been reading the Hallmark cards again have we?”
“Oh shut up.”
“I’m sorry, you know I don’t mean it. You know I love you how you are, even if I do seem to be left in a bemused state when you’ve left the room.”
“Ah, my trademark.”
“And then some, I love watching you do it to other people.”
“Well I, hold on, your hats tilted….there you go, as I was saying, they do say such traumatic things appear funnier when they aren’t happening to you.”
“The lights look a little off, how’re you holding them?”
“Higher than you short stuff.”
“You want help or not?”
“Sorry.”
“Thank you.”
“…You are short though.”
“Greg, quiet.”
“I like it, it makes snuggling more fun for me, I get to be the manly one hah!”
“I hardly think either one of us can be considered effeminate Greggo.”
“Sure we can, with my smoking slim body and you’re sensitive understanding and empathy we’re any fangirls dream.”
“Fan girl?”
“Yeah, you know, the ones that have all five seasons of Queer as Folk and can always unfailingly find the subtext in any television programme that they watch between either the two hottest guys or the oldest and most outstanding guy. I think Archie said they were flashers, or something.”
“That’s…different. Archie seems to know rather a lot I feel.”
“That’s what I…oh, there, the lights are even now…Anyway, that’s what I said but Archie said the only reason he knew is because he overheard Mandy and Wendy talking about it. They were talking about some story they’d read.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, something to do with some Texan taking his boyfriend home to his parents for the first time. Can’t remember what he said it was called, all I remember is that the boyfriend bought the Texan dude a horse they’d rescued.”
“Aw, that’s kind of cool.”
“I’m not buying you a horse Nicky.”
“So you say.”
“Funny.”
“So these flashers, what a weird word, they always write about gay guys then?”
“I guess, not that I can blame them. You’d have to ask Mandy about it.”
“I ain’t asking Mandy anything.”
“Aw Nicky, you know she’ll get over the singing thing eventually.”
“And it won’t be soon enough as far as I’m concerned.”
“I think it’s sweet and I’ve got to say I love hearing you croon away.”
“Don’t make me flick your ear again.”
“Oh Mandy, you came and you gave without taking, but IOW! Nicky!”
“Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
“Where’s your Christmas spirit?”
“Airmail.”
“…You hang out with Hodges far too much.”
“What can I say, the man can dance.”
“Singing Stokes and the amazing Dancing David, you could go into showbiOW OW Okay okay, no more flicking!”
“I don’t know why I put up with you.”
“Because I bring light and sunshine into your life?”
“If that’s what you want to call it.”
“Ha ha, so funny, this is me laughing. See this face? This is my laughing hard on the inside face.”
“I know, I know, I missed my calling as a Comedian.”
“…Nick…”
“I tell a killer knock knock joke.”
“Nick…”
“Hmm? Oh, what’s up Greggo?”
“You do know I love you right? And I know I can be over-excitable and everything but…”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there, I was only teasing G. I love you exactly as you are, Hell I had a crush on you from before we got together because of how you are!”
“Really?”
“Hell yeah! You’re my light in an otherwise very dark world and to see that extinguished, even for a minute, would destroy me. Hell, it did after…well, it’s safe to say I wasn’t exactly acting myself after what happened to you.”
“Yeah, yeah no Warrick mentioned what happened.”
“I love you G, even when I’m being a grumpy puss. C’mere.”
“I still love you when you’re being a grumpy puss too.”
“Wiseass.”
“Can we put the tree up next?”
“Sure, but I thought you wanted to do the tinsel first.”
“I’d rather decorate the tree, with you.”
“Sure G, anything you want.”
“I love you Nick.”
“I love you too.”
Fin
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Date: 2006-12-01 10:19 pm (UTC)=]
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Date: 2006-12-01 10:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-02 12:13 am (UTC)And of course, ha, flasher. :p
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Date: 2006-12-02 12:36 pm (UTC)I really liked how this was just dialogue, it made for a great peek into their lives. Besides: it was freaking adorable. *happy sigh of fangirl bliss*
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Date: 2006-12-02 06:30 pm (UTC)