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nickngregOkay, my 13-year-old sister wrote me this, and I HAD to post it because it's just so cute. And to top it off, this is my first time acually posting in this community! Anyway, on with the fic..
Title: The Greg and Nick porno fic.
Pairing: ..duh
Rating: PG-13, maybe
--Catherine Willows wasn't one to snoop into the belongings of others. She normally left people to their business.....especially people with more power than her. Really, though, she was all alone in a lab that didn't belong to her.....and since it was Greg, she just couldn't resist.
"Cheesy magasines.....a picture of his parents...." She pulled a one-eyed brown teddy bear out of the top drawer and snorted. "What a baby."
Throwing everything behind her as she went, she soon came upon a video tape, marked; WARNING! Top secret! Do not watch!
So obviously, she had to.
"You're sure that you want me to run this?" Archie asked, looking at the title. "I think someone wants to keep it private."
Catherine grinned. "Come on Archie.....It's Greg's."
At the word Greg, Archie's ears perked up, and a devilish grin sprouted on his face. "You say it, you got it, boss lady."
Catherine didn't have time to argue.
Archie popped the tape into one of the VCRs, pressed play, and leaned back in his chair.
**
Greg had just finished his lunch break alone in the lunchroom, when he heard excessive giggles and sounds of shock coming from across the hall. Confused, he stood up and tried to identify the voices. He couldn't see their owners, but he definately knew who they were.
Catherine and Archie?
He thought. Ewwwww!!But he thought it should be fun anyway.
He crumpled up his sandwich wrapper and slam-dunked it in the garbage can before moving out.
He followed the sounds down the hall, until he stood at the door to Archie's room.
Much to Greg's horror, Archie was laughing himself stupid over a video they had in. Catherine stood speechless beside him, her mouth dropped down to her toes. Greg quickly caught a glance at the movie's case.
Warning! Top Secret! Do not watch!
He screamed.
Archie turned his head at the sound to look at Greg, but Catherine's eyes stayed focused on the screen. Archie tugged at her sleeve, but she didn't seem to notice.
Greg gave Archie a look of anger and disbelief, before bolting from the scene.
**
Nick Stokes looked down at his pager.
"Urgent message from Greg.....what? I haven't given him anything yet!"
Oh well,
he thought, Greg paged him on fequent occasions just so they could talk. However, those were always short lived, because Grissom always seemed to interrupt at just the wrong time."Stupid Grissom, trying to steal my Greg." Nick muttered as he walked down the hall to the DNA lab.
He looked through the window and saw Greg having a fit behind the lab table.
He stopped, looked at Nick, and sat down quietly, folding his hands over his desk.
"Come here Nick."
"Why?"
"Just do it."
Timidly, Nick approached the nutcase child and raised his eyebrows.
"Greg, is there something you need?"
Greg pulled Nick's ear closer and whispered; "They found it."
Nick frowned.
"Who found what?
Greg rolled his eyes.
"Catherine and Archie found our tape."
Nick scratched his head. "Which one?"
"Does it matter?" Greg yelled. "The fact that they found one is bad enough!"
Nick froze. "It wasn't.........the one we watch on weekends.....was it?"
Greg nodded.
Nick and Greg stood up and had a large fit together.
Hodges walked by, sighed, and muttered to himself.
**
Sarah looked at Catherine awkwardly. She's been acting strange all morning....she thought. It was probably nothing, but she still wanted to make sure.
"Catherine.......what's going on with you today? Get up on the wrong side of the bed?"
Catherine didn't respond.
**
Greg stormed down the hall towards Archie's room. Oh, I'm going to show that Archie a piece of my mind...........he thought angrily. He walked up to the door, swung it open, and just as he was about to give him that piece of mind, his voice caught in his throat.
Jackie hung over Archie's shoulder, clutching his chair to prevent having a breakdown of laughter. Archie sat triumphantly in his seat, watching the tape all over again.
As Nick approached, Greg grabbed his arm roughly and stormed away.
**
"You've gotta do something, Greggo." Nick said, leaning back on the couch in the lounge.
Greg's eye twitched. "Like what?" He asked angrily.
Nick shrugged. "So they found our tape. Who cares? There've been plenty of cases just like this, and they don't treat it any differently."
Greg's mouth dropped open. " Well Nicky," He said sourly, "Did Catherine know any of those people? Did Grissom know any of those people? Did Sarah know any of those people?"
"Uhhhhhh........" Nick stammered. "No."
Greg nodded.
"Oh Greg, let's just go tell them the truth and admit that we...."
Greg shook his head vigourously. " You can tell them. I'm staying right here." He sat down in his chair.
Hodges looked up from his work just as Nick was pushing Greg's rolley chair down the hall towards the lounge.
He sighed and looked back at his papers.
**
The entire band of CSIs had assembled in the lounge, all of them giggling and telling cruel jokes about what they had seen.
Nick stood in the door and cleared his throat, as Greg hovered behind him.
Everybody cracked up.
"Oh come on.......you guys.........it's not that funny." Nick mumbled. "Please you guys..............really, smarten up...........seriously............STOP LAUGHING!"
The room went silent in front of him.
"Greg and I have something to say-" He turned around. Greg wasn't there.
"I'm going to kill you!" Nick sprinted from the room and down the hall.
Sarah frowned. "Darn it. I thought we were going to get some action."
David nodded. "We will once Stokes catches Sanders."
**
Nick found him behind the vending machine next to the lab.
"Greg, how could you leave me like that?"
"Leave you?" Greg said. "I saved you. I gave you a good reason to get the hell out of there."
Nick sighed. "Oh Greg, let's just get it over with." he said, and dragged Greg the rest of the way down the hall.
Hodges didn't even bother to look up that time.
**
When the two returned to the lounge, Greg had already started to make up millions of excuses.
"I was asleep! I have an evil twin! How do you know that was Nick? You never even saw his face!"
Nick wasn't listening.
Apparantly, neither was anyone else, because they all started to laugh when the two returned once more.
Nick sighed. "Okay. Enough of the laughter, cause I've got something that'll choke you all."
Everyone went silent.
"I thought so." Nick said impatiently. "Therefore, I won't keep you waiting any longer."
He pulled a large folded paper out of his binder and held it up.
It was a big poster of Sarah, that looked as if it had been taken a long time ago. At the bottom, it said, 'to Gil. love Sarah' and it was signed at the bottom.
Sarah screamed.
"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT?"
Nick grinned. "Your bottom drawer. Just when were you planning to give it to him?"
She was speechless.
"Oh......my......God......." Greg fell to the ground in a spasm of laughter, so hard, that after twenty minutes, he lost his voice.
Everyone else in the room couldn't even make a sound.
Grissom walked over to Nick, took the poster and folded it up, shoving it in his back pocket.
"Thank you Sarah," he said sternly. "I'll keep this in a safe place." He then left the room, walking off as stiffly as a board.
Sarah covered her head with a pillow and tried to disappear, as Greg tried to tell Nick that he was a genius. All Nick got out of it was "Hold my foot, cause I can't feel my moose."
**
After everyone had cleared the room, to wierded out to do anything, only Catherine remained on the couch. You see, she couldn't even walk because of all the strange things that had happened. So she just sat there, sort of looking like a stunned evil fish. She reached over to her bag and dumped the remaining contents of Greg's drawer out onto the couch. She swung her bag over her shoulder and stalked out of the room.
**
In Greg's lab, he was trying to tell Nick that he loved him. But because Greg's voice had so quickly left him, Nick managed to think he said, "I'm going to cover you."
This made him slightly uncomfortable.
The End
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The Greg and Nick Porno Fic
Date: 2005-01-09 05:18 am (UTC)My favorite line:
"Nick and Greg stood up and had a large fit together." :) Heehee.
Thanks!
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Date: 2005-01-09 12:29 pm (UTC)Hihi... That was great :D
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Date: 2005-01-09 04:31 pm (UTC)I wonder where I can get a copy of that tape...
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Date: 2005-01-09 06:19 pm (UTC)And I agree with xoxomelissa7. Where can we get a copy of that tape? ::snicker::
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Date: 2005-01-09 06:45 pm (UTC)Le cute fic! *tries to remember being thirteen and fails miserably*
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Date: 2005-01-09 09:18 pm (UTC)Anyway, yeah, she thanks you!
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