I present to you...

[slightly-frayed.livejournal.com]

...The world's shortest drabble. In fact, my description shall likely be longer than the piece itself.

We somehow got on the topic of Cosmopolitan magazine today at lunch. Anyway, one of the articles from a month or so ago made a claim to which my friend thought hard for a moment and then concluded, quite randomly, "No wonder he's so thin." I love you, Katie.

Title: Balanced Choices
Rating: PG, I think. Sure, why not? XD
Length: 33 words. You read that correctly.
Summary: How do you expect me to summarize 33 words?

“Morning, Nicky.”

“Morning. What’s for breakfast?”

“Pancakes and Froot Loops.”

“You’re kidding.”

“Nope.”

“How do you stay so thin when you eat pancakes and Froot Loops every morning?”

“100 calories an orgasm.”

“…Oh.”



I really hope this makes sense to people that aren't me. XD

Comments

[littleminx.livejournal.com]

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Okay, that was really cute. Hrm. *mental calculation*

[michigangirl30.livejournal.com]

Hee, hee. Now add Greg's enthusiasm to the mix and he probably burns a lot more than 100 calories.... yee haw! *snorfle*

[slightly-frayed.livejournal.com]

XD Thank you.

[slightly-frayed.livejournal.com]

Yeehaw indeed. XD Thanks a bunch for the comment... and the snorfle. I love those. :P

[brandinsbabe.livejournal.com]

hahaha that was so damn cute! :D

[slightly-frayed.livejournal.com]

Hee. Thank you. ^^

[el-gilliath.livejournal.com]

Oh the cuteness! Lovely, and such a good daydream in only 33 words *goes off to dream*

[bluemeridian]

Wheeee! Thanks :)

[slightly-frayed.livejournal.com]

Aren't daydreams fabulous? This was floating around in my head during philosophy, making me insane. I had to come home and set it free. XD Thank you.

[justpeachykeen.livejournal.com]

*snicker* This was too cute! And I can see Greg living off of that information too XD. Good job.

[slightly-frayed.livejournal.com]

You're welcome? XD And thank you. :P

[slightly-frayed.livejournal.com]

Thanks a bunch. ^^ I wish I could see Greg living off of that information. XD

[natroga.livejournal.com]

That was short. But really fucking funny.

Love it. ^^

[fred-bear.livejournal.com]

:D Heeeeee great way to start the morning!

[anmani.livejournal.com]

Just like Greg to know that kind of thing.
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[realm-of-red.livejournal.com]

OMG-----love it!!!!!!

[sparklinblossom.livejournal.com]

Sounds like our Greggo!

[slightly-frayed.livejournal.com]

Teehee. Thankies. ^^

[slightly-frayed.livejournal.com]

Glad to be of service. Thanks. :)

[slightly-frayed.livejournal.com]

But of course! The Greggo knows all. ;)

[slightly-frayed.livejournal.com]

Thank you. ^^

[slightly-frayed.livejournal.com]

Good! I always fear going too far out on a limb, character-wise. Thankies. :)

[flipflopadd1ct.livejournal.com]

Lmao!! It'd be even funnier if that somehow happened in a lab setting XD Like I could totally see Greg wagging his eyebrows as he says "100 calories an orgasm." Lmao!

[grapefruit-tea.livejournal.com]

Sometimes really long-winded stuff can be boring. Which makes this wonderful. Go you!

[slightly-frayed.livejournal.com]

Woohoo, go me! Uh oh, now look what you've started. XD Thanks.

[slightly-frayed.livejournal.com]

Ha. You're right, that would be precious. XD Thank you muchly for the comment.

"The F Plan"

[nicky69.livejournal.com]

Weight watchers be damned, I like the sound of Gregs idea. Is it called "The F Plan" and where can I sign up? Hugs and stuff Lou:)

[fixmein-45.livejournal.com]

I'm coming to steal katie and I'm bringing flowers. (You can come too since you brought this to us, and I just love you. ^-^)

Re: "The F Plan"

[slightly-frayed.livejournal.com]

Will it be alright with you if I use "The F Plan" in concordance with the WeightWatchers plan? I'm doing well right now. XD Thanks.

[slightly-frayed.livejournal.com]

Aww, you're letting me come with you? XD I'm such a lucky, lucky person to have such a considerate kidnapper. Thanks, ma'am. :P

[downloadable08.livejournal.com]

Laughed out loud with my step-dad and little bro in the next room (the sad thing about being home for Thanksgiving is NO privacy). They wanted to know what was up. I told them the first lightbulb joke I could think of...

[abouttheboys.livejournal.com]

HAHA! This was great! Quite funny. And because I can imagine Greg and Nick's "encounters" being almost like a wrestling match with both of them trying to be get dominance, I'd imagine he burns more than that!**

[chaosy.livejournal.com]

Nice save.

[chaosy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, your intro is longer than your fic.

[godgaleshot.livejournal.com]

Yum! Hehe! So well...perfect even for 33 words:o)

[slightly-frayed.livejournal.com]

A nice save indeed. XD Thanks a bunch for the comment.

[slightly-frayed.livejournal.com]

That was much too lovely a visual for mid-philosophy class. XD Thank you.

[slightly-frayed.livejournal.com]

Aww, thank you. :)

[slightly-frayed.livejournal.com]

I figured as much. Thanks for reading. :)

[godgaleshot.livejournal.com]

U my friend are so very welcome:D

[chaosy.livejournal.com]

And 560 calorie for an hour of sex.

[chaosy.livejournal.com]

Thank you for writing.

[bloodsexabooze.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[chaosy.livejournal.com]

I wrote a shorter fic than you.

[chaosy.livejournal.com]

On the CSI_slash board.