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nickngreg...The world's shortest drabble. In fact, my description shall likely be longer than the piece itself.
We somehow got on the topic of Cosmopolitan magazine today at lunch. Anyway, one of the articles from a month or so ago made a claim to which my friend thought hard for a moment and then concluded, quite randomly, "No wonder he's so thin." I love you, Katie.
Title: Balanced Choices
Rating: PG, I think. Sure, why not? XD
Length: 33 words. You read that correctly.
Summary: How do you expect me to summarize 33 words?
“Morning, Nicky.”
“Morning. What’s for breakfast?”
“Pancakes and Froot Loops.”
“You’re kidding.”
“Nope.”
“How do you stay so thin when you eat pancakes and Froot Loops every morning?”
“100 calories an orgasm.”
“…Oh.”
I really hope this makes sense to people that aren't me. XD
We somehow got on the topic of Cosmopolitan magazine today at lunch. Anyway, one of the articles from a month or so ago made a claim to which my friend thought hard for a moment and then concluded, quite randomly, "No wonder he's so thin." I love you, Katie.
Title: Balanced Choices
Rating: PG, I think. Sure, why not? XD
Length: 33 words. You read that correctly.
Summary: How do you expect me to summarize 33 words?
“Morning, Nicky.”
“Morning. What’s for breakfast?”
“Pancakes and Froot Loops.”
“You’re kidding.”
“Nope.”
“How do you stay so thin when you eat pancakes and Froot Loops every morning?”
“100 calories an orgasm.”
“…Oh.”
I really hope this makes sense to people that aren't me. XD
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