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[just1tearforme.livejournal.com]

Title: Death Trap
PG, 187 words
A little double drabble (drobble?), inspired by some stupid commercial.
Author's Note: Inspired by some stupid little commercial. Humour me though. But it's probably more funny to me since I've had a bottle of wine anyway.

“So which one?” Greg whined, staring at Nick.

 “I already told you, I don’t care.” Nick replied, leaning against a neighboring shelf. “It makes no difference to me. Can you make a decision already so we can go? You know I hate shopping. I don’t shop…”

 “I know, I know. You don’t shop. You can’t call it that. You wear something until its dead and then you hunt down a new one. You wander through the mall going ‘Me want shirt’, when you find one you grab it. ‘Shirt dead now.’ And then you drag it back home and watch TV.” With a sigh, Greg looked pointedly at his boyfriend. “Come on, just a little input here that’s all I’m asking and then I’ll take you home and fuck you senseless alright?”

 “Get what ever colour will make you the happiest; even if it’s pink.” He replied wearily. “It’s just a vacuum.” He mumbled under his breath; but he had still heard him.

 Greg glared him, “It’s not a vacuum; it’s a Roomba.”

 Pinching the bridge of his nose, Nick sighed heavily. “I’m not gonna make it…”

Comments

[saebuffyboy.livejournal.com]

AHHHHH, roombas are so fantastic. they're like little space robots. Greg would totally want one. and pink is over. it should be bright blue or green. they're the new pink.... although pink is the new black. but excellant drabble

[just1tearforme.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately I haven't seen them in blue or green, but pink they have. *shrugs* go fig.

[saebuffyboy.livejournal.com]

oh and btw the saint video rocks my world. even before eric arrives, but god damn that boy in boucning around in a skit a fucking skirt. and snogging manson. that is just too hot.

[squara.livejournal.com]

Oh I second that.

[just1tearforme.livejournal.com]

The hot making out was the only reason I had a friend dl it for me. And Eric in a skirt, that was other reason.

[squara.livejournal.com]

Oh that is why I love it too. And the skirt. Gah.

[squara.livejournal.com]

My love for the roomba + my love of Nick and Greg = I am so glad you wrote this.
Pink is getting kind of over. I am noticing lots of bright blue, and lots of non-pride related rainbow stuff, but I spend 40 hours a week in the mall so I am a retail-trend dork. I would own a pink roomba if I didn't think my cats might kill it.

[just1tearforme.livejournal.com]

I want a Roomba just to chase my cat around with, because it would be too funny. Mean but funny. He'd probably bite me though. In honour of my cat, I present his icon.

[squara.livejournal.com]

I have two cats and one hits hard, she knocked the glasses off my friends face once and it made a slapping sound, so i think the roomba would definately meet with an untimely demise in my apartment.

[littlebuttercup.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA.

Luuuuurrrrrrve it!

[mellacious.livejournal.com]

Nick + Greg + Roomba = very happy reader. :)

[geekwriter143.livejournal.com]

You wander through the mall going ‘Me want shirt’, when you find one you grab it. ‘Shirt dead now.’ And then you drag it back home and watch TV.

Those are the funniest lines I've read in a really, really long time. Of course, it's 3 in the morning and I'm sleep deprived, but they'd still be really funny even if I was well-rested.

[catlover2x.livejournal.com]

Ditto to both the lines and the 3 in the morning!

[just1tearforme.livejournal.com]

Add in being half way to inebriation and this sh*ts even funnier!

[carnapepper.livejournal.com]

Oh god, vacuum love. *so obsessed with all kinds of vacuums* x.x Love this, especially Greg's description of Nick 'shopping'. LoL. He's such a caveman. XD

[amazonqueenkate.livejournal.com]

Heheh, I love it. I love teh "'Me want shirt'" line. Hehehe.

Lovely.

[paradise4writin.livejournal.com]

OMG that is so funny!

Ya gotta love the 'Me want shirt part'...so perfect.

[cunnane.livejournal.com]

I loved the caveman shirt, but I think I'm missing something, what exactly is a roomba? I don't think they're available here in England and this fic makes me want one regardless of the fact I have no idea what it is!

~x~

[just1tearforme.livejournal.com]

This is a Roomba: Roomba (http://www.irobotstore.com/CGI-BIN/LANSAWEB?PROCFUN+IRBPWSTR+IRINT01+JGW+ENG+FUNCPARMS+IRBINC(A1000):323+IRBINP(A1000):Roomba23+IRBINS(A1000):1+IRBINI(A1000):Default+IRBITM(A0130):Default+IRBINE(A1000):Default+MRKYFL(A0060):IRBST1)

[cunnane.livejournal.com]

:O I definitely want a Roomba! *giggles* They're so cool!

~x~

[nahimanatane.livejournal.com]

This is hilarious. I so want one of those vaccums because I wanna chase my rottweiler around with it.

[fred-bear.livejournal.com]

:D just what I needed on a grey Saturday morning!

[starmack.livejournal.com]

Ha! That was one of the cutest things ever, I love when Greg and Nick are so domestic! :)

[imyourally.livejournal.com]

Mwwwhahaha. This was a great time. The caveman Nick lines were fantastic. As was the whole thing.