rotflmao Crack!Fic Up-the-duff!Nicky!

[sandrasolaria.livejournal.com]

OMG. This is the second version because stupid Semagic doesn't like me pasting things. I was soooo pissed. I thought of this and I walked around the house for ten minutes laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. Here you go, the answer to the MPreg Nicky challenge.

Title: Never Pounce on Your Lover
Author: Sandra Solaria Dees
Email:sandrasolariadees@yahoo.com
Website: http://www.livejournal.com/users/sandrasolaria
Permission to archive: Yes
Fandom(s): CSI
Genre (general, hetero or slash): slash
Pairing/Characters: Greg/Nick
Rating:FCR/G
Summary: Nick knows the answer to the Question
Warnings: MPreg, but that's the point.
Notes: Crossposted to my
livejournal, csi_slash lj, csislash yahoo group, and gregsanders slash
group, and ff.net
Acknowledgements: My lovely Emilea for always being there. And all of those who have commented on my work.





Nick bit his lip as another contraction hit him. He heard Greg wimper beside him as he squeezed his hand.
"Come on, Nick. Push," the doctor ordered from a region that was usually a very happy place for Nick (and Greg).
Nick groaned but did as instructed, clamping down on the hand in his. Greg kissed the hand currently breaking his and wiped away the sweat from Nicky's forehead with his free hand.
"Again, Nick. Again. I can see the head!"
Nick couldn't contain it any longer and began to sob, but he kept pushing.
"A girl! It's a girl!" The doctor called, holding up the gooey child.
Greg laughed. "You did it Nicky. You gave us a girl. A girl, babe!"
Nick fell back onto the bed and closed his eyes.
A few moments and a few more pushes to expel the placenta later, the nurse had cleaned up the baby and handed the pink bundle to the exausted Nick.

Nick groaned and blinked. A fuzzy Greg was leaned over him, stroking his hair. He took in his surroundings. He was sitting on the floor, leaned up against the front door.
"You okay babe?"
"What happened?"
Greg looked sheepish. "You came home and I pounced. I accedentally kneed you and you hit your head. You've been out for ten minutes."
"Oh god," Nicky cradled the more tender of the two spots mentioned. "I had another one of those dreams while I was out."
Greg sniggered. "The pregnant dreams?"
For two months, Nick hadn't had a night without dreaming he was fat with the spawn of Greg. Greg had found out one night when Nick mumbled in his sleep about how to decorate the baby's room. The next day, Greg bought a baby magazine and slipped it between the pages of Nick's Car and Driver. Greg said that he had never laughed harder than when he saw Nick's face.
"What was this one about?" Greg continued as he helped Nick stand slowly, the latter still cupping his crotch.
"Let's just say a woman's pain is equal to a man's and leave it at that."

Comments

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

...dreaming he was fat with the spawn of Greg...

Ahaha! This totally mabe my morning!

[carnapepper.livejournal.com]

Oh god. XD

Since when is there a Nicky mpreg story? *sooo disturbed*

[mordere.livejournal.com]

*dies*
That was great. I'm not a fan of mpregs, but I read it anyway because you said it was funny, and I'm all glad that it was a dream and that it really WAS funny...and yeah.
Greg looked sheepish. "You came home and I pounced. I accedentally kneed you and you hit your head. You've been out for ten minutes."
That part made me nearly wet myself. *pets them both*

[just1tearforme.livejournal.com]

Hee. This was very amusing. "Let's just say a woman's pain is equal to a man's and leave it at that." Best line of the whole piece. Had me rolling with laughter.

[nahimanatane.livejournal.com]

I had no idea what mpregs meant before but now I do and I feel bad for poor Nicky.I can just picture his face when he saw the baby book. haha.

[fred-bear.livejournal.com]

:) LMAO! Very cute

[imyourally.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, that was highly entertaining.