Screencaps - Season 11, episode 9
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nickngreg**SPOILER ALERT**
Screencaps of the newest episode of CSI. Now with 100% more parrot, and a handy "CSI guide to conducting threesomes", useful for those awkward moments when you're not sure what to do with a pot of paint and a balcony railing. Um, weirdly this post may need a rating of something above PG, as we're discussing dodgy practises. Please note that most of what I'm talking about has absolutely nothing to do with the episode in question
But first, some gratuitous backside shots of Nick, because .. well, it was there and I have a nervous twitch of getting screenshots whenever said rear is turned in such a manner to the camera. Must see a doctor over it. Anyway...
And then we move on to Greg and the parrot. Okay, it's not wildly slashy but incredibly cute, especially if you imagine an eye-patch.
Failing to convince Brass of his piratey goodness, Greg has to seize the only treasure he's likely to get in this scene, being a little pink fuzzy thing on a rope. More pirate tales should have them.
Now for more thoughtful Nick poses, including a particularly camp hand on hip pose. This Crime Scene is brought to you by the numbers 1,2,3 and 5 (4 is on holiday this week)
Back to Greg, Sara, Parrot, and the pirate tale that will never be. Sadly they failed to have any other particularly interesting props in view, so we have to be satisfied with a few good close ups of Greg's puppy dog eyes. Which, to be fair, is pretty satisfying by itself
And now, we are proud to bring you:
THE CSI MANUAL - HOW TO ORGANISE AN ORGY AT WORK
First, pick an excuse. Experimentation works marvelously at this point as if they're not going to stop you painting red paint on your colleague's backside, then they're probably not going to interfere in a lot of things. If you have a partner who is uncertain, demonstrate to them how wonderfully the other partner sits on a balcony railing whilst looking as though butter wouldn't melt in your mouth.
At this point, you need to persuade "middle" person to get into position. Again, go for the 'it's for the team' excuse, you'd be surprised how often that works.
If they're particularly clumsy about getting up, you might want to consider a step.
Be careful of what you mention at this point, as too much information might lead to wandering minds. This increases the possibility that at least one person will have an issue with gravity.
If things get too fast too soon, consider slowing people down with a firm, obvious hand gesture of Authority (tm)
However, even the Hand Gesture Of Authority (tm) can fail in some cases.
But don't worry. Next week we bring you the guide on 'How To Clear Up After Work Threesome Goes Badly'.
....*cough*... yeah, there's a lot of sugar in my household...
Screencaps of the newest episode of CSI. Now with 100% more parrot, and a handy "CSI guide to conducting threesomes", useful for those awkward moments when you're not sure what to do with a pot of paint and a balcony railing. Um, weirdly this post may need a rating of something above PG, as we're discussing dodgy practises. Please note that most of what I'm talking about has absolutely nothing to do with the episode in question
But first, some gratuitous backside shots of Nick, because .. well, it was there and I have a nervous twitch of getting screenshots whenever said rear is turned in such a manner to the camera. Must see a doctor over it. Anyway...
And then we move on to Greg and the parrot. Okay, it's not wildly slashy but incredibly cute, especially if you imagine an eye-patch.
Failing to convince Brass of his piratey goodness, Greg has to seize the only treasure he's likely to get in this scene, being a little pink fuzzy thing on a rope. More pirate tales should have them.
Now for more thoughtful Nick poses, including a particularly camp hand on hip pose. This Crime Scene is brought to you by the numbers 1,2,3 and 5 (4 is on holiday this week)
Back to Greg, Sara, Parrot, and the pirate tale that will never be. Sadly they failed to have any other particularly interesting props in view, so we have to be satisfied with a few good close ups of Greg's puppy dog eyes. Which, to be fair, is pretty satisfying by itself
And now, we are proud to bring you:
THE CSI MANUAL - HOW TO ORGANISE AN ORGY AT WORK
First, pick an excuse. Experimentation works marvelously at this point as if they're not going to stop you painting red paint on your colleague's backside, then they're probably not going to interfere in a lot of things. If you have a partner who is uncertain, demonstrate to them how wonderfully the other partner sits on a balcony railing whilst looking as though butter wouldn't melt in your mouth.
At this point, you need to persuade "middle" person to get into position. Again, go for the 'it's for the team' excuse, you'd be surprised how often that works.
If they're particularly clumsy about getting up, you might want to consider a step.
Be careful of what you mention at this point, as too much information might lead to wandering minds. This increases the possibility that at least one person will have an issue with gravity.
If things get too fast too soon, consider slowing people down with a firm, obvious hand gesture of Authority (tm)
However, even the Hand Gesture Of Authority (tm) can fail in some cases.
But don't worry. Next week we bring you the guide on 'How To Clear Up After Work Threesome Goes Badly'.
....*cough*... yeah, there's a lot of sugar in my household...
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Date: 2010-11-19 08:59 pm (UTC)HAHAHAHAHA Hooray for sugar!
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Date: 2010-11-19 10:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-20 02:24 am (UTC)I love that you've been TM'ing all off Nick's looks. I'm jealous that you own a piece of him :)
Keep the sugary goodness coming!
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Date: 2010-11-20 08:41 am (UTC)I find it sort of odd that Nick -who's admitting to being with multiple partners- looks either uncomfortable or amused during each shot of the whole 'orgy' bit. And once again, it looks as though Nick and Greg have been shopping in the same
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Date: 2010-11-20 12:03 pm (UTC)i can't wait for how to clear up after a work threesome goes badly :P
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Date: 2010-11-21 01:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-21 07:35 am (UTC)*holds L up to her own forehead*
Noticed it while I was looking at the camp hand on hip pose.
Thanks for the laughs!
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Date: 2010-11-22 06:16 pm (UTC)no subject
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