csi_missing_500 fic

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

Title: Obvious Virility
Author: Quettaser
Rating: R
Summary: Post "Big-Middle" fic. Greg can't get something out of his head.
Notes: This little fic kicked my butt. Took forever to think of an idea, and then it was 200 words too long, and now LJ's being pissy about formatting.

            Greg was staring at him, he could feel it.

            “Yes, Greg?” sighed Nick, opening his eyes, seeing Greg leaning over him, hair tousled, looking only half awake. Nick shifted, pulling Greg down so that he was lying on his chest, his arm running along Greg’s back, rubbing soft circles into his skin.

            “Have any sex dreams lately?”

            “This is what’s keeping you up? Sex dreams?”

            “Yeah. Have any?”

            “I guess. I don’t know,” shrugged Nick.

            “How could you not know?”

            “Well, it’s very easy for my sex dreams to bleed into real life,” said Nick, kissing the top of Greg’s head.

            “So, no freaky dreams?”

            “Well, not unless you count all the ones where we end up having sex at a scene.”

            Greg sat up, looking Nick in the eye. “They aren’t decomp scenes, are they?”

            “No. My dreams don’t have decomps in them. Although there was that one with the lemons,” Nick trailed off.

            “What one with lemons? I don’t know anything about sex lemons. I am missing out on lemon-y sex goodness. Tell me about the citrus fucking,” prodded Greg, moving to sit on Nick’s chest.

            “Well,” said Nick, resting his hands on Greg’s hips, “I don’t remember much, just that you came from a decomp, and we ended up in the shower and you tasted like lemons. It was...succulent.”

            Greg leaned down, kissing him softly. “Mmm, sounds wonderful. Now I want to try it. Well, without the decomp part. That part we don’t need.”

            “Good plan.” Nick brought Greg down to him, losing himself in another slow kiss. “So what had you thinking about sex dreams? Well, besides my obvious virility that is so great that you can’t deal with it consciously, so it leaks into your subconscious, causing you to have amazing sex dreams.”

            “Ha. Aren’t you funny?” said Greg, tweaking one of Nick’s nipples. “Just something that happened to me today on the case. Got me thinking about my sex dreams. I have a lot of weird ones.”

            “Define weird.”

            “There’s one where we’re fucking on Ecklie’s desk and then Sherlock Holmes walks in and tells me I have to go look for a soda bottle.”

            “Yeah, that goes in the weird category.”

            “Then there’s this one where we’re having sex and Sara’s telling us what to do. She was very specific.”

            “She participate?” asked Nick.

            “No. Why? Afraid that in my dreams your obvious virility is challenged by Sara?”

            “My obvious virility is so obvious that I know nothing can challenge it.”

            “You are so weird,” smiled Greg.

            “You’re the one who woke me up to talk about sex dreams.”

            “Yeah, but I make weird look cute. You just make it look…weird.”

            “Too bad you love me so much.”

            “Yeah, too bad about that,” murmured Greg, against Nick’s mouth as he stretched out against Nick’s body again. He rolled onto his back, bringing Nick on top of him, cupping his ass, grinding their hips together. “Feel like demonstrating that obvious virility of yours?”

Comments

[saebuffyboy.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. asd;lkfjjasdkljfjfasfdkj;l I just don't know what to highlight, except for ohhh, all of it. The dreams were really interesting. The made me smile. I like the discussion of weird. very cute moment. ok, so now I really do have to join this csi 500 community don't I?

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

I think you should join. Nothing like a weekly challenge to get the creative juices flowing. [/pimp]

Thanks. :)

[acroarcs.livejournal.com]

This was awesome. I love Nick's insecurity and Greg's willingness to tease him about it. I had to go look up how this was a post-ep, though, but once I did, I just started laughing and laughing.

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

Hehe. I had a couple ideas about where to tie in the ep, but I was having a hard time deciding which one, and it just came down to, "how can I *not* write about Greg's sex dreams?"

[0creativity.livejournal.com]

Awesome! I see a little bit of Greg rubbing off on Nick, with the whole virility discussion. I can actually see Greg waking Nick up in the middle of the night to discuss stuff like this too. I loved this.

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

Yeah, after a while, I see Nick just getting used to Greg's strange discussion tangents and Nick learning to be open enough to word play with him. Also, he's half asleep and in bed, so he's unfiltered. Thanks!

[squara.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen Big Middle, woe is me. But I love "weird Nick".

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

It's an interesting ep. Hard to slash, but where there's a will, there's a way. And I love "weird Nick" too. Thanks!

[imyourally.livejournal.com]

Citrus fucking. Oh. That's got to be the funniest thing I've read today. I cannot stop laughing. Wow.

That was super! I'm also highly amused by Greg's Sara sex dream.

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

Haha, thanks. I was highly amused while writing it.

[kahlualeia.livejournal.com]

LOVED. Greg's just so *cute* I want to pinch him! Ack. I want Greg!

Haven't seen Big Middle yet, so I'm not sure were Greg's randomness came from, but when does random need a starting point, eh?

So, bravo- I liked very much.

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

I think we all want Greg. This came out of a moment where Sara and Grissom were doing an experiment with Greg and Sara tells him to lie on his back and he says "You know, I had a dream like this once. Only Grissom wasn't watching. That was a different dream."

Thanks!

[kahlualeia.livejournal.com]

Oh! I HAVE seen that episode. Well, a part of it at least.

And now I get where the "Sara was telling us what to do. She was very specific" comes from.

::giggles::

You are very talented at making slash fit in so well with canon. LOVED this :-)

[kalimyre.livejournal.com]

Bwa! Brilliant. Love the teasing and the fun of it, and the yummy smug sexy tones. Must go read and giggle helplessly all over again.

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

Hee, thanks. I needed to write something totally silly and fluffy/sexy and this is what happened.

[kitallani.livejournal.com]

“Yeah, but I make weird look cute. You just make it look…weird.”

That made me smile. =)

Great story!

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[carnapepper.livejournal.com]

Love. So much love.

"Too bad you love me so much."
"Yeah, too bad about that."

Those two lines rule so much. *squiggles*

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

Thank you. =) I love those lines too. Somehow they always make it into my fic in some form or another. I would try to stop it, but they're just ingrained in my brain.

[chase-acow.livejournal.com]

mmmm, lemons... I suppose now would be an inappropriate time to go into how much I love lemon drops so instead I'll just tell you how much I enjoyed reading your story. They were very cute!

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

Totally not inappropriate. What would be inappropriate would be me deluging my love for all things citrus. So instead I wrote a story about it. Thanks!

[amazonqueenkate.livejournal.com]

I love it! My attempts to NOT laugh out loud (at the office) were foiled by the hilariousness. "Tell me about the citris fucking"? HILARIOUS. And the obvious virility? Hehehehe.

I love it!

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

Hehe, thanks! I'm sure my roommates things I'm insane, because I was up last night writing it and giggling out loud.

[amazonqueenkate.livejournal.com]

At least your boss didn't ask who you were working on and you had to fib and say it was an e-mail, when really, you were laughing at slash. ;)

[cunnane.livejournal.com]

*smiles widely* Awwww that was so cute! Have read so much angst today that this came as a fantabulous relief (not that I don't love angst...), but yes, anywho, *continues smiling* you are a spamtastic writer, and seeing you've posted something always makes me grin in anticipation of a great story. Haven't been disappointed yet, nor do I expect to be :)

~x~

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for the wonderful feedback. And I love that you use the word "fantabulous," because I use words like that all the time: "Magnifilicous," "Fantasmagorical," "Orgasmulous," "Splendiferific." Making up words is fun. ^*^

[cunnane.livejournal.com]

It really is! It beats using ordinary words with a long point-ed stick =) And I love "orgasmulous"...may have to steal that one ;)

~x~

[illgetmerope.livejournal.com]

Oh hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha.
"What one with lemons? I don’t know anything about sex lemons. I am missing out on lemon-y sex goodness. Tell me about the citrus fucking"
I love you.

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

Why thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[flipflopadd1ct.livejournal.com]

Citrus fucking! Lmao! Quettaser, I love you!

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

Hehe, thank you. And well, you write wet!Nick/Greg like no one else, so I love you too!

[catlover2x.livejournal.com]

My obvious virility is so obvious that I know nothing can challenge it.

This is soooo funny, I can't get over it.

Reading the comments here also, one thing I love is that altho the whole story is wonderful, it's interesting how everyone picks out something slightly different to love. A mark of a wonderful fic.

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

*blushing* Thank you. Hehe, I'm glad you enjoyed it.