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nickngregTitle: Nick’s dick is just a big ol’ pussycat
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Don't own them and I couldn't afford them.
Spoilers: None
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fred_bear for the wonderful beta and just for being an all around lovely and fantabulous person especially in a bustier!
Get well soon togodgaleshot
A/N: A weird fluffy trip to bizarro-land.
Hi. I’m Nick’s dick. Snort! Oh, I amuse myself! Okay, I’ll come in again.
Like I say, I’m Nick’s dick. And I like to compare myself to a cat. And before you start counting all the ways I’m not like a cat, let me just say that all analogies are incomplete. So there. (Got that one from the brain.)
So allow me to list the many ways I am like a cat and I think you’ll agree. First of all, like a cat, I’m pretty much content to sleep for sixteen (plus) hours a day. Oh yeah, I get up, stretch, change position and then curl up and go right back to sleep, but for the most part I just close my eye and sleep most of the day. But when it’s FRAP time, watch out!
FRAP? Frequent Random Activity Period. It’s play time!
When I was younger, just like a kitten, I was willing to play all the time. I would poke Nick and jump up and down a lot, trying to get him to play with me. I don’t know why he sometimes wouldn’t, because I know he wanted to. I’m awfully cute and I’m fun. One of the ways I’m not like a cat is I don’t have any claws or teeth so I’m lots of fun to play with.
Back then I only knew Nick’s hand. When I came out to play, he would touch me and rub me, getting to know all my favorite places to be tickled. Oh that was fun. His hand was always hard and calloused, but I didn’t know any better so I was happy.
Like a cat, I have very soft skin and I’m nice to touch. I stretch and purr to show my appreciation when I’m stroked and petted. And when you get to know all the special spots where I like to be touched, I will purr even more. Greg knows all my favorite spots. Unlike when stroking a cat though, his blood pressure tends to go up rather than down when he touches me, but hey, it’s worth it, I promise.
Like a cat, you can’t give me a command and expect me to follow it. I do not obey. I sleep when I want to and I play when I want to. And it’s fun to nudge Nick to play at times when he doesn’t think it’s appropriate. I do it to remind him who’s boss. LOL.
Like a cat, I’m very inquisitive. I like to poke my head into everything. The places I like best are warm. Oh, and like a tiger, I enjoy swimming. I like wet places, hot, wet, tight places. I’m not very fond of sharp or cold places, but since I’m curious I’ll try almost anything once. Mostly I curl up in a dark place to sleep except I see a lot of tile. A lot of tile.
In fact, I first met Greg’s dick in the tile room. We both came out and blinked and stretched and looked around. Like cats, we were cautious at first. We wanted to sniff each other to see if it was safe, but we were too far away. After a while we got used to seeing each other and we’d wink and nod, but it was just a passing acquaintance.
Now we’re best friends. We like to sniff each other and rub each other all over. Nick and Greg help, they’re very obliging that way. When they lie down and take off their clothes, we get to squirm around and play. His skin is just as soft as mine and we roll all over each other having fun.
Like a cat, I’m very territorial. The first time I got in Greg’s ass I claimed that territory as mine and I’ll fight anyone to stake my claim. I patrol my territory frequently and scent mark just so any other dick prowling around knows that I own it. When I go there, it’s FRAP time. I am alpha dick in our relationship. (Greg’s dick thinks he’s alpha dick so don’t tell him I said so because, like I say, he’s my best friend and I don’t want to upset him. But I’m the alpha.)
I am alpha over Nick’s body as well. If I want to use the blood, I get the blood. Nick’s brain likes to delude itself by thinking it’s in charge, but geez, that dude just goes on and on thinking stuff over. When I get bored with it, I just get all the blood away from him and run with it. When I’m done playing and feel like a really deep sleep, we all go to sleep. It’s kinda fun doing things like making Nick’s legs not work.
Sometimes when I’m getting head (hee!) in Greg’s mouth, I take a little extra time to make sure Nick’s knees buckle. Oh, and by the way, Greg’s mouth? Excellent. Hot, wet, lots of tongue action, sucking, just delicious. I can tell he really, really likes me, too. He says so. “Oooh Nick, you’re so big and so hard. Oooh Nick, fuck me.” That’s all about me, see?
When I first discovered Greg’s prostate it was like giving me a ball of yarn. I couldn’t leave it alone; it’s just irresistible to play with. So whenever I go in there, I head straight for it. Greg’s dick told me later that when I play with it, it’s like catnip to him. He gets all excited and jumps up and down like crazy and then afterwards he goes to sleep.
Well, when Greg’s dick got in Nick’s ass and found his prostate, I suddenly knew what he meant. It was like the best catnip high ever. I got all excited and jumped up and down like crazy, started purring like mad and got really out of breath. Afterwards I had the best sleep and woke up refreshed and ready to go all over again.
Well, gotta run. Just thought I’d share this with you so when you see a dick, you’ll remember how much we’re like cats and play nice with us. Remember, stroking, petting, finding our favorite spots; hot, wet and tight. Yeah, that’s about it for now. Greg’s dick is calling to me and I’ve got a nice ball of yarn to play with. FRAP time!
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Don't own them and I couldn't afford them.
Spoilers: None
Thank you
fred_bear for the wonderful beta and just for being an all around lovely and fantabulous person especially in a bustier!Get well soon to
godgaleshot A/N: A weird fluffy trip to bizarro-land.
Hi. I’m Nick’s dick. Snort! Oh, I amuse myself! Okay, I’ll come in again.
Like I say, I’m Nick’s dick. And I like to compare myself to a cat. And before you start counting all the ways I’m not like a cat, let me just say that all analogies are incomplete. So there. (Got that one from the brain.)
So allow me to list the many ways I am like a cat and I think you’ll agree. First of all, like a cat, I’m pretty much content to sleep for sixteen (plus) hours a day. Oh yeah, I get up, stretch, change position and then curl up and go right back to sleep, but for the most part I just close my eye and sleep most of the day. But when it’s FRAP time, watch out!
FRAP? Frequent Random Activity Period. It’s play time!
When I was younger, just like a kitten, I was willing to play all the time. I would poke Nick and jump up and down a lot, trying to get him to play with me. I don’t know why he sometimes wouldn’t, because I know he wanted to. I’m awfully cute and I’m fun. One of the ways I’m not like a cat is I don’t have any claws or teeth so I’m lots of fun to play with.
Back then I only knew Nick’s hand. When I came out to play, he would touch me and rub me, getting to know all my favorite places to be tickled. Oh that was fun. His hand was always hard and calloused, but I didn’t know any better so I was happy.
Like a cat, I have very soft skin and I’m nice to touch. I stretch and purr to show my appreciation when I’m stroked and petted. And when you get to know all the special spots where I like to be touched, I will purr even more. Greg knows all my favorite spots. Unlike when stroking a cat though, his blood pressure tends to go up rather than down when he touches me, but hey, it’s worth it, I promise.
Like a cat, you can’t give me a command and expect me to follow it. I do not obey. I sleep when I want to and I play when I want to. And it’s fun to nudge Nick to play at times when he doesn’t think it’s appropriate. I do it to remind him who’s boss. LOL.
Like a cat, I’m very inquisitive. I like to poke my head into everything. The places I like best are warm. Oh, and like a tiger, I enjoy swimming. I like wet places, hot, wet, tight places. I’m not very fond of sharp or cold places, but since I’m curious I’ll try almost anything once. Mostly I curl up in a dark place to sleep except I see a lot of tile. A lot of tile.
In fact, I first met Greg’s dick in the tile room. We both came out and blinked and stretched and looked around. Like cats, we were cautious at first. We wanted to sniff each other to see if it was safe, but we were too far away. After a while we got used to seeing each other and we’d wink and nod, but it was just a passing acquaintance.
Now we’re best friends. We like to sniff each other and rub each other all over. Nick and Greg help, they’re very obliging that way. When they lie down and take off their clothes, we get to squirm around and play. His skin is just as soft as mine and we roll all over each other having fun.
Like a cat, I’m very territorial. The first time I got in Greg’s ass I claimed that territory as mine and I’ll fight anyone to stake my claim. I patrol my territory frequently and scent mark just so any other dick prowling around knows that I own it. When I go there, it’s FRAP time. I am alpha dick in our relationship. (Greg’s dick thinks he’s alpha dick so don’t tell him I said so because, like I say, he’s my best friend and I don’t want to upset him. But I’m the alpha.)
I am alpha over Nick’s body as well. If I want to use the blood, I get the blood. Nick’s brain likes to delude itself by thinking it’s in charge, but geez, that dude just goes on and on thinking stuff over. When I get bored with it, I just get all the blood away from him and run with it. When I’m done playing and feel like a really deep sleep, we all go to sleep. It’s kinda fun doing things like making Nick’s legs not work.
Sometimes when I’m getting head (hee!) in Greg’s mouth, I take a little extra time to make sure Nick’s knees buckle. Oh, and by the way, Greg’s mouth? Excellent. Hot, wet, lots of tongue action, sucking, just delicious. I can tell he really, really likes me, too. He says so. “Oooh Nick, you’re so big and so hard. Oooh Nick, fuck me.” That’s all about me, see?
When I first discovered Greg’s prostate it was like giving me a ball of yarn. I couldn’t leave it alone; it’s just irresistible to play with. So whenever I go in there, I head straight for it. Greg’s dick told me later that when I play with it, it’s like catnip to him. He gets all excited and jumps up and down like crazy and then afterwards he goes to sleep.
Well, when Greg’s dick got in Nick’s ass and found his prostate, I suddenly knew what he meant. It was like the best catnip high ever. I got all excited and jumped up and down like crazy, started purring like mad and got really out of breath. Afterwards I had the best sleep and woke up refreshed and ready to go all over again.
Well, gotta run. Just thought I’d share this with you so when you see a dick, you’ll remember how much we’re like cats and play nice with us. Remember, stroking, petting, finding our favorite spots; hot, wet and tight. Yeah, that’s about it for now. Greg’s dick is calling to me and I’ve got a nice ball of yarn to play with. FRAP time!
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