Fic search?

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Ok, I'm not sure if this story actually exsists or if I just dreamed about it along time ago or what, but it won't get off my mind. I am fairly certain that I remember reading a fic a few years back in which Nick could never get anyone to have sex with him because his penis was so big, but Greg didn't mind at all. I just know that I have read this somewere, and I would reall like to find it again. I don't know the title, or author, so I know that I'm no help at all. But if anyone has a clue on what I'm talking about, PLEASE let me know!